True Story

So there’s this girl. She’s engaged to a man from another country. In order for him to be allowed into this country, the government wants the girl to turn over all personal emails, letters, and phone records so they can determine whether or not they are actually in a relationship. After turning all of this in, the girl gets a letter from the government saying they are “not convinced” of their relationship.

This is a true story. If it had happened to me, my response would have been:

Dear Bureaucrat,

You don’t need to be convinced.

Choke and die,
-Mike

~ by DontTreadOnMike on July 18, 2008.